2012/05/27

I'm Back


Well, I have found some new fans, so I'll write again.In addition to this blog I have fan page in Facebook https://www.facebook.com/pages/Milla/188333534531136 . This week my popularity has increased 50 %.
Fraktal art made by GIMP.
Today I have done some new versions of my old photos using avatar.pho.to . I think it's pretty funny and doesn't add add-ons to your computer. 

Yes it's funny and not much skills are needed to use it. The bad thing is, that it's also impossible to use own skills and imagination. Don't even think about sending photos manipulated by avatar.pho.to to photo competition.






2011/12/17

14 things that men will never understand

Dear man, here is a few things that you do not necessarily understand, but the acception of which will facilitate coexistence.

1. The fact that I already have the black shirt / heels / leather bag, does not mean that I need one more. And that is what I have just bought, is completely different than any I already have.

2. Anyone ever compared the birth of pain caused by the fact that someone kick in the groin as many hours straight than what the birth will take. This analogy is important to consider.

3. If Johnny Depp / Robert Pattinson / Jared Leto / Brad Pitt asks me to trip, I can not resist the invitation. The same, if Scarlett Johansson / Eva Longoria / Natalie Portman / Pamela Anderson wants you, you have to go.

4. If proposal is not as romantic or beautiful than my friend, do not be surprised if I am a little disappointed.

5. Bad cue make us laugh, but do not produce the desired result.

6. The fact that you go to sleep at night, however, is not a reason to not make the bed.

7. The remote control is not your exclusive prerogative. Sport isn't more important than the soaps.

8. No, you do not come with me to the gym. I do not want to see me in my abjection sweaty and without make-up

 9. Buying flowers is wonderful, but not enough for foreplay.

 10. We appreciate the fact that you want to cook a wonderful dinner. We also appreciate if you clean up after yourself.

 11. If you force me to watch sports with you, it seems to me the same, as if I am forcing you to watch, when I polish my nails.

12. Vulgar humour makes laugh, but not when my friend / my grandparents / my colleagues are visiting us.

13. Blonde hair and big breasts do not guarantee that I'm going to have sex with you.

14. Although we know that my backside / thigh / arm / stomach my needs a workout and solidification it does not mean that you can make fun of that.


Translated from http://www.mtv3.fi/helmi/rakkaus/artikkeli.shtml/2010/03/1081687 (MTV3/Helmi)

2011/11/29

The Great Dictator

Why does everybody call this kind of moustache "Hitler moustache"? Didn't Chaplin's most popular character have same kind of moustache? This is my way to take part to Movember.

"You said is your way now listen to what I think of you..."
Accept: Son of a Bitch 

2011/11/24

Am I really muscular?

I was today in InBody measurement. I don't wanna tell all the result's, but here are some.


Height: 5'11'' (1,80 m) not measured now, but propably hasn't change.
Weight: 131.1 lb (59,4 kg)
Muscle Mass: 58.7 lb (26,6 kg)

Waist-Hip ratio: 0.84
Fat percentage: 19.2%



What I think about that? I wonder what muscles are incuded to muscle mass. An average male has 42% skeletal muscles and my InBody result is 44% of my total weight. Does I look more muscular than average male?

I also disagree the waist-hip ratio. How could it be determined by impedance more trustworthy than tape measure. So I tell you my waist-hip ratio is 0.78, believe or don't.


Fat percentage? If I have to choose agree or disagree, I agree.









2011/11/12

Where to buy dark mistress costume?

In picture there is my own customized version. I have for example added an underskirt because the original dress was too short for me (I'm 5'11''). There is surely many other shops to buy. I bought mine from Punanaamio.




Punanaamio:http://punanaamio.fi/tuote/614/dark-mistress
Possible to order outside Finland, but the English site is under construction.


Dee's Fancy Dress
http://www.dees-fancydress.co.uk/catalog/dark-mistress-costume-p-653.html?osCsid=nab94crcdd54ijj8k6n9bfs0k6












































2011/11/10

Yellow spring

One star, the man went to Canada. There lived with his brother, who due to lack of immunity had lived all their lives in a bubble. It had been a transition from the age of a lack of the road. He was on Facebook for example as friends. Bird Man and the Sea ruthless millionaire's daughter. This latter was to him simply love online, but the bubble was not able to leave a marriage, even on vacation.

During the day he watched the bubble and out through the window. Yellow Spring was short of supplies and sensitive to frost, the princess and the blue knight died of starvation. Sometimes he flew by his bubble hospital cafe to watch the gravedigger's daughter played the slots.


After the war he went to a Chinese garden, followed by insect life. It brought to his mind the golden era from the old school songs. Hopefully, the world's fifth most does not win. They probably put an end to the number in the district. Then this is a difficult life would be the actual desolation safari.


Music listened to popular music group Eläkeläiset, for example. God's spooky wooden blocks to the band's interpretation of the Nightlizard wonderful classic sky lights. The song after the commander said, 'Voijaa, my reindeer, Saint Bridget, and thought that now would be coverage in place'.




Bubble Man went to Facebook where he was able to chat with a millionaire's daughter:
Daughter of a millionaire: 'Guess who I think?
Bubble Man: howl Miller?
MD: let's the king's men.
BM: You know what I think would be the earthly happiness, that is, one which could be achieved?
MD: Swim waves of Tijuana?
BM: No, but to die like salmon.

Masquerade Party

Last Castle was a masquerade at the club on Halloween. Then the impulse projects pink, white big "You & Me?" Text uglified t-shirt, a white wig and a black wind suit pants, and chef shoes. Even the best junket, but the important thing is to win it, I decided this time to put better. I bought the online store a nurse outfit, which included a short nurse dress and nurse cap. "Recommended" in accordance with the acquired white stay-up network, but the wig to buy the recommended Julia wig instead of higher quality, and natural-looking, honey-brown Juliet. Model for both of the above-mentioned two-ply bangs wigs.

A lot of the morning alarm clock rings at seven o'clock. What all do I need to do anything to be more attractive than ever? Shave the hair from Sun here, wear make-up, showers could still occur, before the make-up. Can I get spoiled by my toenails regulated by the appearance of any more nail polish? At least I try. I would like to walk with the club in my high heels boots? Or I can go and sort of throw almost eighty percent of the bin. I am reminded of an increasingly wonderful Rain Dance Classic, "Sunny outside," a memorable lyric: "I'll be naked in Masquerade, if you live in is free." If you do not.

Approximately eight bother to stand up out of bed. Since beauty is a difficult day of nutritious breakfast, energy drink, and waffles. Then run my legs waxed, than the fishnet stockings in hairy legs are mostly comical. New skin with meat is not very beautiful, so a shower after having conducted a secret to driving the bottom traces, even though it might mess up my fishnets.

Before the facial make-up I did not use underwear. As the nurse dress a short period of time, it should at least wearing no underpants too daring move. White Sloggi, maxi's meditation, this is a great nurse, when I change my own white panties. Yeah, I have therefore bought myself granny underpants, although about six years ago I wrote an e-mail is too smitten with Generally I did not do so. But when I was only 27 years old, now 33.

And not when the make-up. Lately, I've made myself a full war paint, my mother forbade me to a source any time. Of course, my mother wants to protect me, I'm really only 33 years old. So, I have managed too well, and it is my goal at this time. I'm going to be used mainly in self-identified as a good make-up, with the exception of mascara. Blue mascara I put this time, and the my black mascara disappeared somewhere, who knows even stuffed toy dog ​​ate it. I'm going to be used for the first time, the Mall offers high-quality products can I buy a house. It would probably have found the same kind of Savonlinna's Tokmanni, Citymarket or a woman's handbag, but outrageous, after all [sic] wear make-up in Helsinki.

Let me start by putting a little make-up make-up eyes, lotion on the environment. Went to the upper lid it a little bit even though I meant. Well, let's grab a shadow, however. Lately, I've tried elderberry, pink-eye shadow duo, the result was absolutely terrible, just like black eyes, so just settle for blue. Varon also too strong for the lower mole shadows, because it is at least the end result is a show for the eyes. Eye framing I use the brush-eyliner, because I have enough to use a pencil to draw down, and crop and eyelash color is "empty". I put some eyeliner eyes, but it does not stick to the cornea. My make-up would be a good type of Fear Factor. It is, however, a smaller health risk to poke eye, than to eat eight p.m. Fish Eye, in particular, vinyl can be harmful to the stomach.

Twenty-mop after use, and sometimes by adding eye shadow I'm ready to put your mascara. It is in fact a necessity to succeed in sessions, and so it succeeds. Believe it or not live, or to think and live and die. Then, even if the make-up cream for face and décolleté area, lipstick, lips, lip gloss and blush. I did not bother to explain in more detail, although they are not masculine or other diseases, make-up, is really not read this story so far.

As you might guess, I did not get dressed in a network without the clutter of socks, well I guess nobody noticed. Hoitsumekkoni when everything is pure and innocent. What could be more innocent than 180 cm long, 84 cm long dress with a nurse and a white lace top fishnets. I put the wig ponytail, do not guess Nurses have long hair. I do not want to introduce fishnets outdoors so opaque tights for a lack of underwear I put my feet. Left foot arms to my legs, so they do not understand that they are not tights. I did not faint on the way, I enjoy a glass strawberry soup. Absorbing blows that I did not get any lipstick. Then there is a long blue coat on and go.

I arrive at the club, after walking for half an hour. At least I will look different than usual, it is incessantly in the door to someone commented: "Is it ..?" I go "back room" and remove the jacket and long johns. I left my boots on the porch of the house rules. I hear the local olioitten sings, "There are many great things." Puen sandals and pants pull the stripping castings are slightly higher in fishnet stockings. I realize that I forgot part of the dress hat, but is no longer able to go and get it.

I'm trying to join the celebration There are many other beautiful women, but they're interrupted by singing. And some people still believe that a woman should be emphasized femininity, in order to pay tribute. Soon, however, clear that the partygoers would stop singing just because it is difficult if not impossible, impossible to sing and whistle at the same time. Fortunately, they are the least flirt with whistles. At least no one is booing. When I look over my shoulder with a smile, I realize that some, if not most, of Whistlers are women, and a beautiful model, does not want to be attractive in the eyes of a woman than Súsette. Súsette is certainly a good vintage, when it is warm, long and flexible. Upon receipt of my chips, a couple of donuts and Sprite charming hippie girl I sit next to. She introduces herself as Sösétte. Introduce yourself to Mïllà. A little annoying that I thought good to lie in an emergency, the Medical College, was completed. Because I am a graduate of the Institut Regional de sanitaire et sociale about d'Auvergne named school, and no one dares to admit because it is the mental training of nurses specializing in educational institutions, and many people think that every couple wants to work is a little Looney.