1. The fact that I already have the black shirt / heels / leather bag, does not mean that I need one more. And that is what I have just bought, is completely different than any I already have.
2. Anyone ever compared the birth of pain caused by the fact that someone kick in the groin as many hours straight than what the birth will take. This analogy is important to consider.
3. If Johnny Depp / Robert Pattinson / Jared Leto / Brad Pitt asks me to trip, I can not resist the invitation. The same, if Scarlett Johansson / Eva Longoria / Natalie Portman / Pamela Anderson wants you, you have to go.
4. If proposal is not as romantic or beautiful than my friend, do not be surprised if I am a little disappointed.
5. Bad cue make us laugh, but do not produce the desired result.
6. The fact that you go to sleep at night, however, is not a reason to not make the bed.
7. The remote control is not your exclusive prerogative. Sport isn't more important than the soaps.
8. No, you do not come with me to the gym. I do not want to see me in my abjection sweaty and without make-up
9. Buying flowers is wonderful, but not enough for foreplay.
10. We appreciate the fact that you want to cook a wonderful dinner. We also appreciate if you clean up after yourself.
11. If you force me to watch sports with you, it seems to me the same, as if I am forcing you to watch, when I polish my nails.
12. Vulgar humour makes laugh, but not when my friend / my grandparents / my colleagues are visiting us.
13. Blonde hair and big breasts do not guarantee that I'm going to have sex with you.
14. Although we know that my backside / thigh / arm / stomach my needs a workout and solidification it does not mean that you can make fun of that.
Translated from http://www.mtv3.fi/helmi/rakkaus/artikkeli.shtml/2010/03/1081687 (MTV3/Helmi)
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